She's JV to your varsity
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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