I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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