If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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