I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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