My pussy is not your playground.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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