totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize