come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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