I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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