guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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