Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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