I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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