I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
