Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
God I need to hump something, right now.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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