she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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