You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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