id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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