you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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