yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Randomize
