i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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