from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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