so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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