Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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