belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
