Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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