when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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