they need to just BURY HIM!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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