Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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