How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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