my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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