oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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