I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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