i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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