You work out of a Hotel?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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