how hairy? two words: wookie tits
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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