One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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