Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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