I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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