I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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