bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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