You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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