Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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