No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
