During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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