Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
