She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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