Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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