Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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