butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I need a burrito and a hug.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
