Don't you send me to vm
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he was CRYING into my vagina
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
