At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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