woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
