Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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