i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
We were destined to go to rehab together
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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