think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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