O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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