i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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